Thursday, July 29, 2010

Sizzling hot hell.

Well it's official. I'm going to hell.


Because I think human-made climate change is a fact.

See, "The Bible says that God is in control of weather, climate, epochs and ages of man." So obviously any talk of climate change is just "the hype and fear-mongering promoted by 'bodies' and 'bureaucrats' who simply want to steal from ordinary citizens through UN taxation in a one-world tyrannical government."

Never mind that the stack of evidence for global warming, which by now must be about the height of the Eiffel Tower.

And "every person who will not acknowledge His authority over their individual life...will be utterly destroyed by God's judgement."

So it's a good thing that I've got a "Get out of Hell Free" card.

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